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Holy shit! When did that happen?

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indefenseofart:

As part of their April Fool’s prank, the Swedish company LELO, imagined what it would look like if Ikea made sex toys: aka, ‘GӒSM.’ I just love the Ikea style faux assembly manual.

chekhov:

Public school Christian gays confuse me my friend is religious and he was like “I can’t eat meat it’s Friday” I was like “You sucked a boy’s dick in the locker room at 6 AM this morning”

Not all Christians are against homosexuality…

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thismysfit:

pardonmewhileipanic:

c0rtn3y-carma:

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ethannakashimava:

weirdgirlsseries:

All-girl barber shop quartet nails it!

Guys. Guys… Did I ever tell you how much I love barbershop quartets and women who can sing? Oh geez. This is too much.

HALEY LOOK WHAT SHOWED UP ON MY DASH!

Guys…. I don’t think you understand how unbelievable this is… There was not one intonation problem in this entire performance. That’s…. well it’s …

i’m here for this

Reblogging again just to emphasize: These ladies are singing an extreeeeemely complex arrangement, and their intonation and tempo is so clean it shines. I just. Can’t. Stop. Watching it.

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lordofthebuttfort:

sonicslytherin:

lordofthebuttfort:

jakemalik:

sometimes ya just gotta eat a whole pizza

I was confused at first but then I remembered that some people can actually not eat a whole pizza at once

I think the average pizza is a different size in each country. That would explain a lot. 

Oh yeah that makes sense…. but still!

It’s also because American pizza has a thicker crust and fuckloads of cheese, which is why it’s more filling. You’re simply not meant to eat a whole of those pizzas. 

down-with-minutes:

Gaaaah girls are so freaking cute with their long hair and their short hair and their curves and their not-curves and their legs and their cute friggin’ faces and their sweaters and their tanktops and their swishy dresses and their jeans and their sweatpants and omg their tights and skirts and and and. Girls.

xxenization:

 

celebrasian:

This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.

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awwww-cute:

Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters

Someone put a penguin-publishing jumper… on a penguin. 

awwww-cute:

Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters

Someone put a penguin-publishing jumper… on a penguin. 

(via anneirl)

cruelhand:

Cute girls who are secretly kinky as fuck in the bedroom

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